Oh. My. God. Card

Text reads: "Oh. My. God. His sperm knocked on the door of your egg and talked its way into bed. You're pregnant. And we're all so very happy for you. Of course, what follows are months of aww-ing strangers putting their hands on your belly followed by years of sippy cups, soccer practice and state capitals. But then, that's what being a parent is all about. Well, that and making last-minute, late-night volcanos for the science fair."

Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.